Newest Japanese Invention: The Mechanical Breast Massager

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  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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  2. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Breast Messager? :spock:
    Ward, Feb 25, 2008
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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Totally bad they couldn't find some barely legal schoolgirl uniform wearing sweetie to demonstrate on. :jayzus:
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  4. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    What a colossal waste.

    As long as I live and breathe, no woman (at least the good looking ones) will ever need a mechanical breast massager. I guarantee I can do a better job. Then again, I can't be everywhere at once, so perhaps the idea isn't completely without merit...
    Marso, Feb 25, 2008
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Well it's about fucking time!
    oldfella1962, Feb 25, 2008
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  6. Liet

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    Well, I suppose that even mechanical breasts deserve to be massaged.
    Liet, Feb 25, 2008
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    You forgot the :rimshot: :garamet:
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  8. oldfella1962

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  10. Uncle Albert

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    Come on, now. How many Japanese chicks have enough for a machine to grab onto?

    :tits:
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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Anything more than a mouthful's a waste anyway. :)
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  13. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Speak for yerself! :tits:
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    Heh.

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