No Katie Holmes in The Dark Knight

Discussion in 'Media Central' started by Pylades, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    http://www.darkhorizons.com/news07/070126f.php
    What a pity. :(
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  2. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    While her performance on that cold hilltop at the end of the movie will be remembered, not a great loss.
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  3. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Far more interested in the prospect of Ed Norton playing Harvey Dent. Or Jamie Fox. Can't really go wrong with either. This could be good.
  4. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    That was her?

    I was looking at the car...
  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    There's no car in the satin shirt nipple scene. :D
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  6. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    The what? :wtf:
  7. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Near the end, when she shows up while Bruce and Alfred are picking through the rubble of Wayne manor. Must've been a chilly day. :D
  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Digs out the DVD*
    BRB...
  9. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    You can see her topless in the gift as well. :)
  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Fires it up on this puter*

    Well, I'll be damned.....:soma:
  11. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    Ah...
  12. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    How could you miss that? She might as well have been massaging your eyeballs with them.
  13. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    I was probably hunting for another film to run...
  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I guess I'm a dork, I got caught up in the dialogue or somethin. :shrug:
  15. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    I'm guessing the film's producers don't want anything to do with the Katie/Tom/Suri/CO$ circus. Her career is pretty much finished. But that's ok, since she's getting a nice, fat payoff from Cruise to keep up the sham marriage.

    ...or so I've heard.
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  16. Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes Resurrected

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    na, they brainwashed her... she's as good as a stephford model now...
  17. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    Praise Jeebus. I was terrified I'd have to watch her emaciated, lazy eyed, Cruise-fucked self for another movie.
  18. GuiltyGear

    GuiltyGear Fresh Meat

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    Nah, as actormike said, I think it's more along the lines of her being paid off to keep up a sham marriage, since she never speaks.
  19. Reno Floyd

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    Yes. She may not be able to act and has a severe attitude problem, but she has a fine pair of milky fun bags to be sure.
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    Na, the Scientologists got her... She is a good little wife for him now...
  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I dunno, Nichole and Penelope escaped.
  22. bo130

    bo130 Here for all the madness

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    ^ In Nicole's case, probably after paying Scientology a princely sum. They don't let members, particularly major celebs, go that easy. However, if they get their $, (which is what those scammers are really after) that's perfectly acceptable.
  23. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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  24. GuiltyGear

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    I seriously doubt it.
  25. Mrs. Albert

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    Am I the only one who finds her absolutely adorable? :smitten:
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  26. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Katie was canned? Xenu will be displeased.
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  27. Awesome Possum

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    I used to, but Cruise ruined her.
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  28. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    She's cute, but totally wrong for the role and movie. Way too lightweight. Any of the female assistant district attorneys that have been on Law & Order made more believable prosecutors.
  29. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    She used to be not only adorable, but fully hot. Then she went on the Hollywood diet and replaced a respectable pair of boobs with a highly visible rack of ribs. Her face is drawn and unhealthy looking and it makes her lazy eye stand out even more.

    She looks like a malnourished Down kid.
  30. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Woo! The love for Katie in this thread is keeping me warm!

    Now where did I put that damn jacket... :unsure: