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First off, like I been tryin' to tell y'all for I don't know how long, they ain't no God. Leastways, not how y'all got 'im wrote down. Ain't no Heaven, neither. I don't know what'n the hell them boys thought they saw, but ain't a one of 'em saw nobody go floatin' up into the sky. Ain't nothin' up there worth a shit to look at that you can't see from the ground if you're lookin' in the right direction, anyhow.

And let's clear one thing up, good and all -- all you assholes walkin' around tryin' to sell my idea like a lemon in a lot need to quit lyin' to folks -- it is a religion. Don't go tellin' people it ain't, and then try and sell 'em on goin' to a church. And you don't feel the Ol' Man like they feel the wind, neither. Quit tryin' to be slick. Makes you look dumb. Makes me look dumb.

But I ain't here to talk on the past, or rag on the small fry. I'm here to get me a Fatburger and some onion rings. That's it. Just wanted to give all y'all a little advance warning.

Don't come buggin' me to heal your uncle's bum foot or fix your hemorrhoids. I did all kinds of favors like that last time around, and what did I get for it? No sir. Anyway, I figure the Old Man done what he done to y'all for a reason, so I'm gonna let it be. I just want me a burger and some damn rings. Maybe a Coke.

erm, ok?

^^Don't try to find a point in it, there wasn't one. It was just a little satirical stream-of-consciousness rant to get the creative blood flowing.

I figured, I don't try to find points in your writing. There usually isn't any.

You should have been there for his Gonzo stuff. It was...um..unforgettable.

I don't think I want to know......

^^Object lesson: Don't ever try to write crap on purpose. Risk is, you forget you're doing it on purpose, but you're still writing crap.

Yes, it's much better if you let it flow from your mind into your fingers. To let inspiration take hold and not look back......




or something like that

Or just get real gorram drunk and disable your network so's you can't fuck it off...

You obviously didn't get it.

I was unaware that there was something I ought to have "gotten" -- in other words, yes. I didn't get it.

Forget it, it doesn't matter.