Not spicey enough...

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by matthunter, Jul 21, 2017.

  1. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Spicey is apparently on the current season of Dancing With the Stars. :bergman:

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  2. matthunter

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    And he and Huckabee are trying to make his inevitable failure as culture war thing, claiming the judges hate those who "stand with Christ".

    Whereas the actual reason is that Spicey HAS to stand with Christ because God didn't give him any better moves.
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  3. Tererune

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    That is for real and not some photoshop thing?

    It is moments like these I am glad I take drugs because I cannot imagine what that image would do to a sober mind.
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    Did Mike Pence kick him out of the White House because he's a homosexual?
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  6. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Fuck Dancing With the Stars. Noted Australian racist Pauline Hanson got back in the public eye and elected in no small part due to Dancing With The Stars featuring her as a contest here.
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  7. Tuckerfan

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    Where is your god now?

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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Is any of this real? Did we all die and get trapped on the Lost island in 2016?
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  9. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    People misunderstood about 2012 being the end of the world. It was actually the end of their calendar, and we're increasingly seeing the buffer overflow effects of still being around past then manifesting in the world.
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  10. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Mayans: You can thank the Conquistadors for this -- if they hadn't shown up and quashed our culture, we could've updated the calendar, even though the Aztecs were dicks.
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    Actually, it being the end of the world in 2012 and this being the Lost island makes more sense.