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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tuckerfan, Apr 9, 2016.

  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Or why men shouldn't be left alone with digital cameras.
    More at the link (along with some NSFW pics), but I think you get the idea.
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  2. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I was expecting this to be about horrible accidents that happen to guys when shaving their nether regions. I'm not sure whether this is better or worse than that.
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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Ewwww...
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  4. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I did not want to see your ugly face in front of the sunset, why would I want to see your shriveled hairy sack? If anyone on Facebook ever sends me a outshot which is not followed by a post saying they are in the er for a drug or alcohol overdose I am removing them from the idiot as a sign they are too stupid to handle them. This sounds like something a kid would do thinking it was funny. Can we have @Rusty Shackleford s dad pre-emptively beat him for this. Last thing I need too see is nut slash at a gnr concert.
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  5. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    The pics look like someone got a hairy thumb in front of the lens.
  6. Kommander

    Kommander Cube Earth

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    I've never done this.

    How is that possible?! THIS IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF THING I WOULD DO!!!!!

    Anyway, Hey guys! I found a new hobby!
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    :horse:
  8. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Grow a pair! Wait....you already have!
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  9. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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  10. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    There's a link I'm not clicking.
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  11. Kommander

    Kommander Cube Earth

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    It's not as bad as it sounds. But, yeah, partial nutsacks.
  12. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Bored people do stupid things. News at 11:00.
  13. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Awww is the teeny bopper mad because people do not respect his lack of experience and knowledge? At least you have a chance and an excuse. You could be @Dayton3 stupid and old too boot.
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  14. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    :rolleyes: I've been doing shit like this for over 15 years. Way before it was cool. /hipster
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  15. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    Proof? I believe you but @garamet doesn't. :calli:
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  16. Tuckerfan

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    Gee, you'd have thought that this thing would have really taken off during the pandemic lockdowns.
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  17. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Like become a racist conspiracy loon who cheers on police brutality?
    Maybe ball-shaving would have kept you busy.
    Idle hands, and all that.
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  18. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    I happened across his facebook page years ago. Turns out, about the time he started dating a religious Hispanic woman, his posting style here changed.
  19. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Hot Latina wives are amplifying the CHUD disease. For more on this we go to Rob Schneider.
  20. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    They moved on from taking selfies in some locations to taking selfies while testicle tanning at exotic locations as we saw on tucker "the putin buttfucker" carlson.