Oh God! Another Street Fighter Movie??? Jessica Biel as Chun-Li!

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  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    http://www.latinoreview.com/news.php?id=1956

    Um...she's white.

    That's about as bad as getting the guy who can barely speak English to play the role of the All-American, white bread soldier.

    And why in hell are they wanting to do another Street Fighter movie? All things considered though, it ain't gonna be hard to improve on the first one.
  2. GuiltyGear

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    I dunno, dye her hair black and she might be able to pass off as Chun-Li.. She'd make a better Cammy, though.
  3. Uncle Albert

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    No Raoul Julia, but I'm sure Jean-Claude van Damme is available. :lol:
  4. Speck

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    If they want to do a fighting videogame chick based movie, I highly suggest, DOAwith Kasumi.
    And one that is properly endowed for the part.
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  5. GuiltyGear

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    Yeah, that girl was no where near as endowed as Kasumi. :(

    Actually, I don't think many of the girls were endowed enough to play their counterparts. /cry

    It releases next month in the US on DVD, I think.
  6. Camren

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    That's just bizarre. I hope this movie is actually based on the original game this time, i.e. great fighters with extraordinairy abilities meet to battle it out with one another, and not some bizarre alliance of fighters and nations fighting a war or whatever the fuck was going on in the first movie. :jayzus:
  7. Ebeneezer Goode

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    for chun-li, the psycho schoolgirl from 'kill bill' would be good...

    i hope this time round they'll bother writing a script, unlike the original where they just threw shit on the walls and filmed what stuck.
  8. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Scorponok, "Latino Review"??? ;)
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  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Hmmmm. If Lindsay Lohan was a lot taller and a lot less damaged, I can see her iin that outfit. :drool:
  10. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Now that I'm watching Hawaii 5-0 in DVD, I'm reminded of the 1960s reluctance to cast Asians in lead rolls. Even if all the extras and second bananas have been played by Hawaiians or Asians, the main heavies have been non-Asians with bad rubber eyelid pieces. And one of them was Ricardo Montalban!! :soma:
  11. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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    Ugh, no way. I want Chun Li to be portrayed by a babe. Maybe whatsherface from Crouching Tiger...?
  12. Robotech Master

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    This is the only Street Fighter movie worth watching.

    It is actually similar to the plot of the game and has some pretty sweet animation.

    The live action movie was horrible.
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  13. $corp

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    But only the unedited version. :heart: