I'm waiting for the first person to come up with a feasible theory that this oil fiasco is a terrorist plot. Discuss.
BP. British Petroleum. England. English. Engrish. Japan. Hiroshima. Atomic Weapons. Iran. It's all very simple.
You are also probably waiting for a grammar teacher to hit you over the head with a baseball bat. The oil spill is America's version of Chernobyl. I'll give you a few minutes to google Chernobyl.
Don't look at me, I tend to avoid consperacy angles. Wait, what was that movement in the knoll? So, uh, where exactly was the Greenpeace ship again?
Y'all can blame me. I came up with this plot in an effort to get back to $140/bbl oil so I can get rich again. Its not working real well.