OK, I need TKO and the 3 most bastardly bastards on WF

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by TheBurgerKing, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    I want to conduct a social experiment, and I need Minions, BASTARDFORGE; ASSEMBLE!
    TheBurgerKing, Feb 9, 2012
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  2. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    No.
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  3. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Too busy fucking your grandmother. Leave a message.
    Spaceturkey, Feb 9, 2012
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  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I get sloppy seconds.
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  5. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Skin is without a doubt the most bastardly bastard -- the King of the Douchebags. State your aim, young rapscallion, and it shall be judged for worthiness.
    skinofevil, Feb 9, 2012
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  6. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    remember the hole Dihydrogen Monoxide scare a few years back, skin?
    TheBurgerKing, Feb 9, 2012
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Where's Albert? :unsure:
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  8. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Yo.
    Dr. Krieg, Feb 9, 2012
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  9. skinofevil

    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Skin remembers getting a bit of the hole a few years back, but Skin's pretty sure the broad was using hydrogen peroxide, not Dihydrogen Monoxide.
    skinofevil, Feb 9, 2012
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  10. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I am no one's minion!
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  11. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I'm in?

    Do I get vag, ass, or mouth?
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  12. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    ^Grace Park will be bound and gagged and waiting for you beneath your fireplace upon completion of project overfiend
    TheBurgerKing, Feb 10, 2012
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  13. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    What're you talking about?

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  14. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    few years back the onion ran a scare piece about dihydrogen monoxide (water) a bunch of idiots believed it to be a real threat and panicked, I want to see if I can replicate the results with a few well worded chain e-mails, a rumor campaign, and a few blog posts
    TheBurgerKing, Feb 10, 2012
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  15. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    ^ Something tell me you missed what I posted.

    "What're..."

    It's so sad when you have to explain it... :(

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  16. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    :doh: he who would pun would pick a pocket
    TheBurgerKing, Feb 10, 2012
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  17. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Mock ye not the holy pun!
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  18. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    I'm sorry, I won't do it again. I just did it this once, for the pun of it... :(


    Asyncritus, Feb 10, 2012
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  19. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    using "pun" as the pun should be punishable by punting.
    Spaceturkey, Feb 10, 2012
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  20. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Don't do it man.

    He's got the AIDS.

    Got it from eating out Dennis Bailey's asshole.

    :shep:
    Sokar, Feb 10, 2012
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  21. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Hey, fuck you too, joisey boy. :finger:
    Uncle Albert, Feb 10, 2012
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  22. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Oh, in denial, eh?
    Forbin, Feb 10, 2012
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  23. cpurick

    cpurick Why don't they just call it "Leftforge"?

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    How bastardly are we talking? Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling, or just bastard coated bastards with a creamy center???
    cpurick, Feb 10, 2012
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  24. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    I'm no bastard. My parents were married when I was born.
    Bulldog, Feb 10, 2012
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  25. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I'm enough of a bastard to drive the WordForge bus around for your field trips -- and its a short bus :finger:
    Bickendan, Feb 10, 2012
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  26. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    That was way more than a few years back (more like 22 or 23), and if the Onion ran it, they were several steps behind the joke. :marathon:
    Man Afraid of his Shoes, Feb 10, 2012
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