Ok...Which one of you did it....

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  1. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Fess up...

    purple squirrel.jpg

    My money is on Forbin :bailey:

    A purple squirrel captured on Sunday by a couple from Jersey Shore, Pa., has been released back into the wild, AccuWeather.com reports.
    Jersey Shore residents Percy and Connie Elmert found the squirrel in a humane animal trap they had set in their backyard to catch the pesky critters. Percy would later release the squirrels far from the house so they wouldn't return to the property and get into the birdfeeders.
    "I kept telling my husband I saw a purple one out in the yard. 'Oh sure you did' he kept telling me," Connie Emert told Accuweather.com. "Well, he checked the trap around noon on Sunday and sure enough, there it was."
    After keeping the squirrel around for a few days so neighbors could take a look at the strange creature -- who now has accounts on Twitter and Facebook -- Percy Elmert released the squirrel back into the wild Tuesday night.
    As for why the squirrel was purple, Buzzfeed pointed out that a purple squirrel found in England in 2008 spurred debate among vets and nature experts.
    "I have never seen anything like it before," wildlife expert Chris Packham told the Telegraph at the time. "Squirrels will chew anything even if it's obviously inedible. It is possible he has been chewing on a purple ink cartridge and then groomed that coloring into his fur."
    But the squirrel's uniform color would seem to rule out the paint theory. Krish Pillai, a professor at Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania, commented on Accuweather.com that the squirrel's color should not be taken lightly
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  2. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The Purple Squirrel sounds like some quaint British pub.
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  4. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Hell, I'd have a pint there.
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    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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  6. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    I dont know...Maybe Mrs. A she seems like the type of gal to dye squirrels to make the world a more beautiful place :mrsa:
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  7. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Bullwinkle.
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  8. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    TKO, doing a chemistry experiment.
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  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    :lol: He's adorable!!

    The most squirrel-coloring I've done is when I hit one in the belly with a red paintball. He was annoying the other squirrels and steeling all the seeds, I felt he needed branding.
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  10. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    I saw an albino squirrel once, on the Mall in DC- pink eyes and everything. Creepy.
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  11. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    There was an albino squirrel that lived in a tree in our property back in the 80's, my mom fed it and tried to keep it as a pet
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I had no idea that Robert Byrd had pink eyes. :calli:


    Thankfully, he's not around any more. :yes:
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  13. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Colored tree rats? Great. What's next, fuchsia?
  14. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    No, I did the squirrel catapult.

    [wyt=Squirrel Catapult]UjYLRLwphcs[/wyt]
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  15. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    As much as I felt for that thing a couple of years ago I had to laugh. :lol:
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  16. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    It's gotta be a sign of global climate change... :shrug:
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    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    "Purple Squirrel" would be an awesome name for a band.
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  18. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    It does give me an idea for the next raccoon. :?:
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  19. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    The cocktail is called a "Pink Squirrel", and they're doing it wrong!
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  20. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    I wondered what happened to all the gensin (sp) blue that was missing from the lab.....
  21. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    he is awful cute. :wub:
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  22. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Are they sure it isn't, in fact, Prince? :unsure:
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  23. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    Its the fucking Easter Squirrel.....
  24. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    See, only time I've heard of a purple squirrel was in reference to when employers post horrendously specific job requirements no one actually meets. These mystical perfect employees are called purple squirrels.

    And what if he was dyed the way flowers are dyed really bright colors at the grocery store. Drank lots of purple food dye?

    Here's his friend, Squirrel Smurf!

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  25. Tuckerfan

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    Huh, I always pegged you as a squirrel fishing type.
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