I'd say Federal Framer, but the guy in the article is too old. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-46029562 I'd love to spend years in my dressing gown. But I don't think it would fly in court.
Seven years in ranch dressing? Is that a sequel to Seven Years in Tibet? Count me in front & center for that movie! Anyway true video game story: dude in my unit in Germany was so into the EverQuest game that he took about two weeks of his 30 days annual paid leave to stay sequestered in his home playing the game almost non-stop. His wife was ready-to-pop pregnant at the time and one day during his crazy Howard Hughes hermit period it snowed like a mother. He wouldn't dig the car out of the snow so his wife could get to her prenatal care doctor appointment. She had to round up a couple of her neighbors (soldiers from his unit who happened to live nearby) to help her get her car free from the snow drift that buried it. His wife and buddies never let him live that one down the whole time I was stationed there.