Omaha PD giving away bulletproof gear to Nazi gun shop

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  1. Order2Chaos

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    With a name like that there's no denying what they are. :jayzus:
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    Now now, I'm sure Paladin will be along shortly to explain how this is all a funny coincidence. :bergman:
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    The Nazi thing sounds like a huge reach, similar to the wank about the "OK" hand sign awhile back. But I've never been out there to interact with anyone, so I cannot personally attest. The Bullet Hole is closer. :)
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    Are you fucking serious?!?!? :wtf:
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    Of course he is! He'll be outraged that you dare question his seriousness! :aurora:
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  8. 14thDoctor

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    Uncle Albert is just a few steps away from some Federal Farmer level circular arguments.

    "I'm not friends with Nazis, so my friend White Power Bill can't be a Nazi, because I'm not friends with Nazis!" :mad:
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    Uh, yeah.

    Maybe I could buy that the name "88 Tactical" really is just based on police code for "situation secure." (There actually is a security company with no inclinations toward Naziism, as far as I know, that calls itself "Signal 88" for that reason.)

    Or that the elevation map prominently displayed on one of their walls, with the peak elevation being "1488" even though if you read the map the peak would actually be somewhere between 1,500 and 1520 feet, and the "1488" being in a nice big bold font, was just a piece of stock art and the significance didn't register with them.

    Or that the store's logo being a red bird with its beak turned to the right was pure graphic design coincidence.

    Or that "SS" really does just stand for "Silencer Smooth," how dare you suggest otherwise.

    Or that the owned named his dog "Panzer" 'cause he liked how it sounded.

    But all of those things being nothing but pure, innocent coincidence?

    Yeah, that's fucking bullshit.
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  10. tafkats

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    The wall art actually says 1480, not 1488. But in context it's close enough to be very sus and feels like someone said it would just be too obvious even for them.

    Edit: see Anc post below, they have another part of the place that goes full on 1488 with it.
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    Seriously disinterested. Every detail referenced is ambiguous enough to require a buy-in. They may be Nazi larper douchebags, but none of the materials referenced here sound exactly unbiased. Hell, the loose association with the Trump family is probably enough to "prove" it to most of you.

    Eh. They weren't getting my money anyway. If your neo nazi boogeymen shoot at me, I'll shoot back. Otherwise, wake me up when they do more than make dumb noises. :zzz:
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    From the blog tafkats posted:

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    He said, knowing he's a pasty white cis male with no opinions likely to offend neo Nazis. How very convenient. :bergman:
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    You're an idiot if you think I wouldn't offend nazis. I'm sure some things I've said here would even offend them. I offend everyone. You may take to the bank and securely deposit the fact that I will one day say the wrong thing to the wrong meathead and get my stupid ass killed, because I'm always alone and I refuse to carry.
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    na dude... the unsympathetic narcissist is pretty much their profile for useful idiot fodder.

    hell, by your own vague self description you pretty much already look and dress the part as much as any of those purple haired nemeses you're always whinging about.
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    Open your eyes maybe? Just a suggestion.
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  18. Diacanu

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    Yeah I can just see it now...

    UA- Hey!! Leave that pink-hair alone, Nazi!! :alpha:

    Nazi- *Stabs UA*

    Haha!! Yeah, right! :lol: More like...

    UA-....:borg:........

    Nazi *Stabs pink hair until she looks like red oatmeal*

    UA-....:borg:........

    Nazi- *Gives "thank you" salute* ;)
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    Wow holy shit ok that's blatant as fuck.

    Also color me as unsurprised that UA will take a random video of a playground class exercise as proof of some big conspiracy against white kids, but thinks this is all nothing.
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    FTFY :bergman:
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    They could spell out HEIL HITLER in movie marquee letters along their roofline and some people would go "Well, look, if you arrange 10 letters at random, sooner or later those letters are gonna form a recognizable phrase. It doesn't necessarily mean anything."
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  22. 14thDoctor

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    Pretty sure we've had at least one poster here defend a Nazi YouTuber that dressed up in a Nazi uniform and said shit like "I'm a Nazi" by claiming they were just being ironic or performing a social experiment. :async:
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  23. Order2Chaos

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    They're effectively getting your tax money, as the Omaha PD is trading them old (but functional) bulletproof gear for cheap magazines worth <10% as much.
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  24. Fisherman's Worf

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    So @Uncle Albert is funding Nazis? My 2022 bingo card is now complete.
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    Things to be angry about.
    • Politicians pandering by trying to avoid definitions that exclude hundreds of thousands of people.
    • Pink hair.
    • Public schooling.
    • Public health care.
    • Teachers mentioning they have a spouse.
    • Disabled people on the streets unattended.
    Things to say eh and yawn about:
    • Nazis.
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  26. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Welcome to libertarianism.
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  27. Chaos Descending

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    88 is super-well known as a symbol for "heil Hitler" and 14 refers to the 14 word mission statement, "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”

    This is either pretty blatant Nazi sympathy, or else it's extreme ignorance (which is hard to believe).

    I suppose they could also just be super bad taste trolls, but again, that seems unlikely.

    The "red bird", however, is just a Phoenix, and I have never heard of a Phoenix being used as Nazi symbology, but I suppose it could have escaped my notice.
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    They chose not to go full retard.
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    I dunno... they're already there, after all
    it looks kind of like a hybrid between the usual nazi eagle and a pontiac firebird decal, which seems apropos.

    a phoenix (or even a proper firechicken) would have a couple of disconnected licks of flame, I'd think?
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    American eagles always face left (West) towards the future (America’s future being westward expansion).

    Nazi eagles face right, for obvious reasons.