OnlyPorn to ban fans

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  1. Kommander

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    OnlyPorn, the world's 789th largest porn website, has decided to ban the use of electric fans on set for their OnlyPorn Originals in-house projects, stating that fans on the "high" setting can change the trajectory of cum shots.

    I agree that stray cum shots are a problem, but the actors need to keep cool. I hope the air conditioning is good.
    Kommander, Aug 24, 2021
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    In Korea, people commonly believe that fans will kill you if you leave them on for too long.

    You should have linked this to that.
    Rimjob Bob, Aug 27, 2021
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