Oooooooops!!!

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  1. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Don't you just hate it when that happens?
  2. John Castle

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    I have a hunch the owner of the car unleashed a whole armada of Fux.
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  3. LizK

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    Ooooooooooooooops doesn't begin to cover it. I think that mechanic will be working for that customer for a loooooong time. Without chance of raises or promotion.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    I am familiar with that stretch of road. The on ramps are not designed to allow proper acceleration prior to the merge. I bet he decided the Enzo could handle the curve anyway, and was a bit wrong about it.
  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    "So. You'll be replacing that with a new one. Right?"
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  6. Asyncritus

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    The instant the car came to a halt and he realized he was still alive, the thought materialized in Leonardo Garcia's head.

    I am soooooooo fired. Nope, no point in even trying to come up with an explanation. Completely pointless. No one's going to believe any bullshit I spin about how one of the highest performance road cars ever built, one with traction control designed for hard driving on a track, can go off the road on a freeway on-ramp. Fired. Without question. No need to even go back to the garage to let them know that I know I'm fired. It goes completely without saying in this case.

    He looked over at his passenger, a fellow mechanic named Daniel, who was shaking himself out of a daze from the impact.

    "Dude," Daniel said, a worried smile crossing his face, "You are sooooooooo fired."
  8. Asyncritus

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    :rotfl:

    Actually, his boss should fire him, then re-hire him, so he can fire him again. Just being fired once doesn't even begin to cover it for something like that! :D
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    He'd only have to have his paycheck docked for the next 45-50 years to cover it. I'm sure he'll be fine.

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  10. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    You know... Compared to both the mechanic and the vehicle's owner, my day is suddenly looking like it is not so bad after all.
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  11. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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    Kinda like explaining this to your boss... OOOPSS the 180 MILLION dollar NOAA fell over..