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  1. Chuck

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    CYCLIST REMOVED FROM NUDE BIKE RIDE AFTER ‘BECOMING AROUSED’

    Police removed a cyclist from a naked bike ride in Canterbury, England after he become “aroused” and “overexcited”.

    The man was ordered to put his jeans on before being led away from the World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR) event, which was aimed at raising awareness of the dangers cyclists face on the road.

    A witness told Kent Online: “Everyone was taking their clothes off to get ready for the ride. I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight.

    “It’s fair to say he was overexcited and got aroused. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much.

    “One of the organisers went over to him and told him to put his trousers on while speaking on a walkie-talkie to police.

    “The man looked sheepish when he was spoken to by the police.”

    Ride organiser Barry Freeman later said on Facebook: “We do not accept this behaviourand he was dealt with and removed before the ride started.”

    A spokesman for Kent Police confirmed that a man had been told to get dressed and leave the race. Police took down his details but did not take any further action.

    He also said that police were also looking into another complaint that the event was allowed to take place at all.

    “Generally speaking, nudity in public is not an offence where there is no intention to cause harassment, alarm and distress and therefore Kent Police did not have any grounds to stop the event.”

    WNBR events are held in cities and towns across the world by activists who want authorities to do more to protect cyclists on the road, and to remind motorists to look out for people riding bikes.

  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    *Happy slide whistle*

    *Sad slide whistle*
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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Did you hear about the biker with a boner?
    No.
    He was twice the dick today than he was yesterday.
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  4. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    This thread would be a lot better with pictures of whatever hotties caused his problem.
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  5. Ten Lubak

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    What kind of nudist biking shindig doesn't allow boners?

    I mean I understand if he was jerking it like a pedo in a playground, but a boner is part of nudity. If he's just hanging out like it ain't no thang, what's the big deal?

    Damn their discriminatory behavior. :bailey:
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  6. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    The quote "we do not accept this behaviour" suggests maybe he did go a bit further!

    The pictures I saw from this on another version of this article that I read yesterday just featured a load of middle aged blokes with wrinkly arses and low hanging ballsacks. So unless he was gay and has a particular fetish, I'm really baffled as to what got him turned on. All I could think about when seen pictures of the old man butt cheeks all over was of old plastic bags with on idea in the bottom. Ugh. :vomit:
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  7. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    The article doesn't say if he was on the bike seat or not. If he was, he might have rubbed an area of the inner thigh that would arouse any male.
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  8. gturner

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    There is no area of the inner thigh that will arouse any male. There's nothing down there that, other than pain and chaffing, that is ever relevant.
  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You have nothing down there?

    Might explain few things....
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  10. LizK

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    Definitely would. Cause there are certain nerves around there.
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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The terrorists have won. :(
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Speaking of old naked men - when I was stationed in Germany I found out the nude section of the public swimming pools were.........not as awesome as one would hope, despite what porn might lead us to believe. :brood:
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  13. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I'm not sure how much more of this story I want to hear......:garamet:
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    He should sue for discrimination saying women were obviously aroused judging by their headlights and damp bike seats yet they only threw him out.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'm not sure how much of that story I want to tell.......:calli: