http://www.tmz.com/2007/01/23/paris-and-jenna-to-show-virgins-the-ropes/ And with this I'm done starting celeb threads for the day. I'm sure you people will be along shortly to proclaim who you're, like, totally not interested in this, absolutely won't watch and find the two "actresses" (I use the term very loosely here) totally not attractive. And let me also just say, for the record, that I'd totally fuck Paris Hilton. In the ass, not off the ass.
Jenna has a cute face, but those huge fake boob look terrible. Is Tito Ortiz still going out with her? He can do way better. He's a handsome, college educated UFC fighter for the love of God! How higher in the gene pool can you get? Paris is okay for a thin girl, but nothing special.
So, wait. They haven't agreed to a damn thing. They were merely contacted. I mean, I could send an e-mail via a form on Paris Hilton's official site and ask her to come and personally fellate me - would that be newsworthy? Meanwhile, I hate to break it to the producers, but there are more age-of-consent virgins than they think there are. Unfortunately, they end up being folk like me, who don't make for good reality TV.
He's going out with her because Jenna is a dirty, dirty, DIRTY girl. Fake boobs or not, I wouldn't kick her out of my bed for eating crackers! -FordSVT-
I'd kick Paris out, then I'd kick her in the ribs and the head. It gets a little hazy after that and I wake up covered in blood and surrounded by what looks like red jello. Afterwards I become the World's Greatest Hero for doing what no one else was willing to do, plus I get a racecar.
I'm like, totally not interested in this, absolutely won't watch and find the two "actresses" (I use the term very loosely here) totally not attractive.
Well, Jenna is famous because she's spread her legs on film so many times you can park an airplane in her crotch. Paris, because, umm, well, night vision fucking got a lot of people off for some reason.
