Okay let's say dogs drive cars, would dog cars have windshields or would they drive with their head sticking out the driver side window?
Wait...biscuits made from piss? or the act of actually pissing biscuits? Because I'm not sure how the physics of the latter would work...
Rrrrrrrrriggitygack! Hrm. I thought that word would look cool, but nope. Sounds kinda cool if you say it out loud, though. Of course, there isn't really any place you can say that word out loud without people thinking you're crazy. But, if you ever find that you need to sound crazy, there ya go. A prefabricated crazy-sounding word, just for you.
If dogs drove cars, there'd be no glass in the front windshield. And dog car-pooling would be just one dog IN the car while all his buddies CHASE the car.
Nobody wants unmanned speeding dog convertibles slamming into people, houses, et cetera. Or streets full of abandoned dog convertibles. And you know they would be sooner or later. Mailmen. Cats. People eating... anything. Dogs are the ADHD kids of the animal kingdom.
So here's a question: Are witches Libertarians? Because, when you think about it, "Save ye harm none, do as thou wilt" is pretty much Libertarian philosophy distilled into a catchy little motto.
I have a strong suspicion that I'm in for a rocking good shit here in a few minutes. Got that rumbling in the gut, sort of juicy-sounding, got that tension throughout the ass-u-lar area. I think this one's gonna be just a bit volcanic, but -- overall -- quite satisfying.
I was right; that was a really satisfying shit. Firm expulsion -- not soft, not hard, just right -- at the outset. Followed up with a nice trumpet blast, then a generous double handful that wouldn't quite be pebbles and wouldn't quite be a log. And the best part was just a hint of a spicy kick on the finish.
At first I read this as "Are witches Librarians?" And I gotta say yes, though their philosophy would be a tad longer - "Save ye harm none, do as thou wilt but do it quietly and don't jack-up the books."
On top of Old Smoky All covered with crap I beat up a midget And then took a nap It rained and it thundered It snowed and it froze And that's how I gathered All the bitches and hoes On top of Old Smoky All covered with porn You'll find what you're after Unless you're into Gorns 'cause, really, what kind of freaky-ass freak is into Gorn porn. Fuckin' weirdos.
Seeing as witchcraft is a form of paganism, I think for the most part they would be pretty liberal but have a few of their own modifications of beliefs. Of course, this would vary depending on the witch we're talking about because I'm sure there are plenty that are anarchists. But maybe that's just me. I can't speak for them. They wouldn't want me to.
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Southern Comfort. The fuck is this shit?! It smells like pine needles! Free booze is free booze, but I'm not even sure this crap IS booze! Maybe more like some kind of varnish.
Don't go to bed at 8 P.M. You'll just end up getting up around 2 A.M. And that's weird. Which is fine for me, I can handle weird. But you lot should probably abstain from weird. Well, except for Dickynoo, he's at least within shouting distance of weird.
When I play player vs. player computer games, I like to use humiliating usernames in them. What I mean by that is, I like to use names that, when I defeat another player, they get a message on their screen that reads something like, "You've been fragged by Flamunda Munnutz."
