President Trump is under attack from multidimensional Luciferian advanced beings!

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  1. Eightball

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    damn you beat me to it FF! Actually I was going to say "I hate when that happens!" but tomayto tomahto I guess. Seriously though, the bible does say that we fight not just against flesh & blood but there is also spiritual warfare. But that's all the detail the bible gives on the subject. Jim Bakker obviously "fleshed out" (no pun intended) the spiritual warfare aspect of things a bit.

    more amazing to me is the fact that Jim Bakker is still earning a living interacting with people on a continual basis......who'd a thunk it?
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    Oh good, my summonings worked.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It is about fucking time. Someone has to take him down. Go lucifarians!

    You have your side, I have mine.
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    ...and the only one who can stop them are a bunch of plucky billionaire sex predators, and their fundamentalist bigot pals.
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    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    ...next on the Hallmark Channel.
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    I never thought that the piss of Russian hookers might actually be an ancient shield from the magic of your enemy. That trump is a crafty one.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Oh shit, someone get @TheLonelySquire out of the women's toilet.
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    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    You're the man in the dress, not me. I don't hate you though, I just want to keep you out of the little girls room.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I go there to pee, not to gain super powers like you sicko.
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    I hope they win. :bergman:
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    He was supposed to be under attack by Rastafarians, but they forgot.
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    I heard he thinks that taking their “lifeforce” extends his own life.
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  16. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    got to admire the tenacity of the staff at Right Wing Watch.
    few could endure the amount of crazy they do and not have their brains completely fried out.
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    Amen.

    Here's today's serving of nutfuckery:

    Josh Bernstein: Obama and Clinton Should Be Arrested and Forced to Build Trump’s Border Wall

    Richard Land: Donald Trump Is ‘A Genetic Marvel’

    David Seaman Prays God Will Destroy Google With an Earthquake

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    Hopes and prayers, at least lucifarians have a fucking plan.
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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    That is the way his hero Roy Moore does it.
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  20. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Speaking of Richard Land
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    Southern Baptists: Congress Must Stop “Taliban-Like” Big Tech From Banning Hate Speech On Their Platforms

    "Who gets to decide what’s hate? Leftwing Silicon Valley executives who won’t tolerate any deviation from their rigidly politically correct cultural and social orthodoxy? "

    Listen you god-damned Pharisee, you lot have been dictating what is acceptable orthodoxy in speech and behavior in a very rigid fashion for over 150 years (and that's just a time frame for the SBC). You lot have never missed an opportunity to dictate to the culture what was and was not "politically correct" (the exact same behavior you deride as "politically correct" in your sermons).

    It displays supernatural lack of self-awareness (or deliberate dishonesty) for you lot to compare anyone else to a "taliban"

    You're just butthurt that every year fewer and fewer people are seduced by your bullshit and more and more are seeing you for what you are. Maybe you should take up knitting.


    https://www.joemygod.com/2018/12/so...r078Ix9IUpf8zXEn_FqbBLqXbr60a8s8aCUD9ZKTEHtPc

    Another quote:
    "It is well past time for Americans to insist that our elected representatives pass laws restraining these would-be censors and morality police from silencing and suppressing viewpoints they don’t like. Let your congressman and your senators know exactly how you feel about this. Literally, our freedom of speech is at stake."

    Would be censors and morality police?

    Hell man that should be the subtitle of the SBC mission statement!
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  21. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    how long has the moral right been the driving force behind US censors? I think always up until recently. Now they are just mad that they are on the list.
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    Religious groups used to have control over what movies and shows could be released. A lot of movies were never made or destroyed because of the content. They want that back and over everything. Yet you don't see any of the supposed "free speech" advocates step up to speak out against it.
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    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    the MLABs are having great success today!
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    Damn! Even the devil is pissed off at Trump.

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    The Illuminati: “Oh dark lord, who do you want to be President this time, the black guy didn’t piss everyone off enough to start Armageddon.”

    The Devil: “I don’t know, I’ve gotta take a dump.”

    Loud scream from Hitler as the Devil gives his answer.

    The Illuminati: “Okay Trump it is”

    The Illuminati walk away

    The Devil: “No, I said I gotta take a dump. Idiots!”
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    I remember when Dubya defeated Satan himself with the power of disco and saved civilization. Good times.

    Trump will probably try to build a wall because multi, that's more than one, and two is more than one, and this wall will have the best two dimensions, it's got up and down and that's fantastic, up and across is all you need!!!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    not necessarily............FIVE dimensions are essential :nono: .....FIVE sides (as peeled) to a perfect Kirk Cameron banana.....Trump's IQ is rumored to be FIVE (with a five percent margin of error) ...... my favorite waitress at my local Waffle House has FIVE teeth......Fred Sanford's fist has FIVE knuckles that go 'cross yo lip.....coincidence? I think not!

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