Is there anything one cannot strap a dildo to? I was at an event, and someone started listing things that one can strap a dildo to. Then, I suggested it might be a better idea to create a list of things that one cannot strap a dildo to, because that would probably be a shorter list. This led to an hour-plus long discussion on the topic, and it was inconclusive. Here is a summary of our findings: Any physical object can have a dildo strapped to it. Sometimes it's difficult, but not impossible. --If one wanted to put a dildo on an angry bear or a cop who did not want to wear a dildo, their attempt would most likely fail, but it's not outright impossible. --A pile of small objects, like a pile of sand, would be difficult, but it could be done if many small straps form a sort of web. --Same for liquids and gasses. Enough small straps in a web could form a sort of bag. Failing that, a molecule-sized nano-dildo could be attached to a molecule. --Planets and such would require an extremely large dildo and/or extremely long straps. --Things like the sun that would probably destroy any dildo before it got close enough to be strapped to it... but it might be possible to make it from a material the sun could not destroy. Initially we thought it would be limited to tangible objects, and intangible things like ideas and emotions couldn't have a dildo strapped to them. Problem solved. Then, someone, not me*, but someone had to go and say the phrase "imaginary dildo," and we allowed it because, if math can have imaginary numbers and be taken seriously, there's no plausible reason why dildo theory shouldn't get to have imaginary dildos. *It was probably me who brought up the possibility of imaginary dildos. So, imaginary dildos can be strapped to anything, and the list of things a dildo cannot be strapped to has zero entries on it. What about an anti-dildo? Strap a dildo to an anti-dildo, they annihilate each other. But... --The annihilation process takes time, and there might be a pico-second or two in which an intact dildo is strapped to an intact anti-dildo. --An imaginary dildo is strapped to an imaginary anti-dildo, and the person doing the imagining doesn't know that they would destroy each other. --An anti-dildo is still a dildo and an anti-dildo could be strapped to another anti-dildo. This turned out to be a much more complex question than I thought it was when I initially asked it. anyone have any ideas?
I'd take a screenshot and photoshop a dildo in, but not sure if that's too NSFW. Still, I could do it. This thread has an imaginary dildo strapped to it as we speak. Possibly more than one.
How would one strap a dildo to an atom of hydrogen? for that matter how would one strap a dildo to a quantum particle before it is observed? Also, how would one strap a dildo to a photon or electron? How would one strap a dildo to gravity wave? This only took a couple of seconds for me. Were you playing this game with The Big Bang Theory fans?
No, you can physically do it. Print the screenshot, roll it into a tube, and strap the dildo to the tube.
It doesn't have to be an exotic material to be dangerous. Iron would do it. Iron is the sun's kryptonite. Iron is the highest element the sun can forge, so it hits the wall at iron, so if you had a big hunk of iron, like, enough to make a dildo out of, the sun will melt it, absorb it, and then the iron will sink to the core, and suck a couple billion years off the sun's lifespan. It has the same effect on the sun as a kid eating marbles. So, an iron sun-dildo would be funny for a few minutes, and then kill the solar system.
I could also strap a dildo to my monitor with the thread displayed. Although, whether that or the printout count depends on what the thread is considered to be. It could be argued that the print out is a copy and not the thread itself. But, it would then follow that all instances of the thread are copies because the internet works by sending copies of different things to different computers, and that because the thread is generated by multiple computers used my several users, there is no original thread, only copies. and copies of this thread can have dildos strapped to them, both real and imaginary. Anyway, there are several ways to strap a dildo to this thread.
Seems to me that your solutions for strapping a dildo to small things end up just strapping the things to a dildo, which is not acceptable.
You could strap one dildo to another one and so on and so on, to make a never ending circle of dildos. Which, before olfella gets in there, would be a great band name.
What would happen if the band Never Ending Circle of Dildos covered the theme to The Neverending Story? Looks like I just rolled 100 on a geeky sex cataclysm.
I would not strap one to a boat, I would not strap one to a goat. I would not strap one to a house, I would not strap one to a mouse. I would not strap one here or there, I would not strap one anywhere. I do not like my dildos strapped, I do not like them, Kommander lad!
For collections of small things, maybe. For a single small thing, the solution is a dildo that's at least slightly smaller than what it's being strapped to. Anyway, if a dildo must be strapped to an object and not the object strapped to the dildo, then imaginary dildos cover for it. Imaginary dildos are definitely valid. Imaginary dildos. Imaginary Dildos
You know, I am beginning to wonder if they are. True or false: Every object in the world has already got an imaginary dildo strapped to it, now that I have typed that sentence.
Yeah, every object currently has an imaginary dildo strapped to it. If we're talking about objects, however, every object could potentially have a non-imaginary dildo strapped to it as well, so, imaginary dildos don't need to be used.
