Public F U to Various.

( In no particular order)

* Eli Manning.
* Life Cereal.
* Flashlight.
* Anyone outside the Old Testament with a belt-length beard.
* Apostle.
* Shoplifters.
* Glenn Close.

Fuck you all.

Fuck you, buddy!

Right back at you!

I never say "fuck you" to gay guys, it makes me nervous.

Fuck you and the ancient car you rode in on, pal!

Aw, come on. Eli's the guy who threw the easy interception that would have sealed the Super Bowl, not the shmuck who dropped it. Eli's still just a mediocre QB who's had a few games in a row where he didn't suck primarily because defensive backs were greasing their hands before every play. He's hardly worthy of an "F U." I look forward to pointing and laughing at him all of next season. If you can find an over/under betting line on his QB rating for next season, "under" will be the safest bet you can ever, ever make.

Did Glenn Close boil your rabbit?

He's annoying, so FU to him and his kind.

Glenn Close is also annoying. FU to her and her kind.

^Meh. When she's good, she's very, very good, but when she's bad...

You are dead to me, young queer.

Come now, ZZ Top must be exempt from that beard rule.

He specified "belt length"...

I bet Larry Craig's wife wishes there were more exemptions to the beard rule.

Precisely. That beard, immense though it is, is not belt-length. Not by a long shot.

ZZ Top and Merlin are exempt; their sheer Boosh-worthy badassery makes them exempt.