I would love to see them redo the entire movie like this. Reservoir Dogs too. Muppet violence is the best kind of violence.
But an interesting question... Mal = Waldorf and Statler and Oscar the Grouch and Bert (He whines. Alot.) Zoe = Rowlf Wash = Scooter Inara = Ernie Jayne = Crazy Harry Kaylee = Ms. Piggy Simon = Kermit River = Animal Shepherd = Big Bird I suppose Niska would be The Count. "One... Ah, ah ah..."
I wouldn't go so far as to call myself a browncoat, though I like the show. But, as MC mod, I've had to speak up about two Mewa Firefly troll-threads this week. Just trying to avoid any misunderstandings.