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And remember, while you're being lazy, be sure to tell everyone how lazy they are compared to you. That goes over great.
Get the fuck out of my drugs asshole. Those pills are for professional trolls, not some fucking comic book loving internet loser. You haven't even seen eva in it's origininal fansub form, how the fuck can you handle my shit. You giot cheese and dust in my drugs, What the fuck is wrong with you! I leave for fucking five minutes to play backyard monkeys and you guys like dicky rummage my stash. @Jenee could you keep your fucking cum hose the fuck away from dicky, he needs some time to come down from my crazy pills.
*Races to copy/paste "pure fiction"* *Trips over a twig, and rolls down a hill like a horror movie klutz*
