Q: The Cartels Show Up And Demand Your Ranch. What Do You Do?

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  1. Chest Rockwell

    Chest Rockwell I'm a big fuckin' dick.

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    A: Kill them.

    http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2010/11/mexican-marines-reconstruct-death-of.html#comment-form

    The only bad part of this story is the old man died, but at least he went out taking some of those drug dealing cocksuckers with him.
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  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Well done, Don Alejo. Well done. :salute:

    'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. 'Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
    'Lo, they do call to me.
    They bid me take my place among them.
    In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.
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  4. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I can certainly understand why more people don't do this. Naturally, most people would be too afraid. But, if more people had done this sort of thing early on, no one would need to do it now.
  5. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    And the BAMF of the year award goes to...

    Damn, what a hero. It sure beats the fuck out of going out in some old folk's home.
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  6. Volpone

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    Fuckin' A. That's Outlaw Josey Wales stuff right there, IRL.
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  7. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    I'm amazed that Mexico let him have that many guns.

    But :salute: to a warrior.
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    Hasta la Valhalla, compadre.
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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Would you want to be the authority trying to take them?
  12. Order2Chaos

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    6 guys shot, 4 killed... with hunting rifles. Against grenades and, presumably, automatic weapons. Very impressive. BAMF award winner right here.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    :salute:

    To Don Alejo Garza. If Mexico had more men like him, it would be a far better place.
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  15. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I wish this fella's name could be immortalized somewhere where everyone on the fucking planet had to see it.
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    :salute: Vaya con Dios Senior. Your deed will be remembered in fireside song for many moons.

    Damned shame these cartels have gained this kind of power. Just up and take a ranch. That's fucked up.
    Their ineffectual feds down there are so paid off. :jayzus:
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  17. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I think all old/terminally ill people should go out like this. You're going to die soon anyway - do humanity a good deed by taking out some trash with you.

    I bet this guy saw "Gran Torino" and took it to heart.

    It would have been AWESOME if he had the means to booby trap the house and take out all of them!
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    Vaya con dios. :bang:
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  20. sandbagger

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    :shock: Yeah, that's definitely a BAMF award winner.
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    Fixed that for you
  23. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Damn. That's all I have to say.