quotes

i know some are in people's signatures, but what's your favorite quote(s)?

or some that are fun and you'd like to share.

My first sig at TBBS:

Old Johnny Brown is dead and gone
His face we'll see no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.


First heard that when I was about 11 or 12.

Ya know, the old standards:

Light a fire for a man and you'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

I want to do peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Some people are like a slinky. Basically useless, but loads of fun to push down stairs.

Belief in numbers is not neccessarily a truth.

Lack of evidence is not neccessarily evidence of lack.

What's the opposite of Progress? Congress.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

"if i was safe i'd have joined the coast guard"

No matter where you go . . . there you are.

You are not ready for immortality.

We take no interest in the affairs of others.

Checks room, decides to skip the political stuff

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Where there's a will, there's a lawyer.