We may finally have an answer for why Trump's hair is so fucked up. And why Ukraine's fridges are mysteriously empty in the mornings:
"Captain, the odds are 100-to-1 against you slamming this entire glass of beer within a 15 second timeframe."
Damn, that is there first time I've wanted a kid, just so I could dress her up for a costume like that.
And you guys bitch about me causing a person to commit suicide. I am pretty sure we just lost @Zombie .