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Holy shit...

Remember this kid from Die Hard 3?



He's this guy.

It just occurred to me in another discussion that The dual klingon pecker has not been defined as stacked on top or horizontal IIRC.

Maybe someone can help me with this?

Now that I am thinking about it are there four testicles, or just two singularly in a ballsack? Do they have four kidneys, or just two? I would say that anything that was doubled already stays the same because you have a replacement. For instance they have two eyes and not four.

However, the double thing may not be fully realized as they only have one brain. Unless they have two brains with two lobes which would mean they need four eyes.

If this is all true wouldn't it be that maybe a future evolution of a klingon could operate as two individuals and maybe regenerate it's other half if damaged.

All I can say is I am high again. Which does not explain why I spelled things so well. The reason why I spell better when high is a complete mystery to me.

The pee streams on that Discovery episode clearly show them as vertically stacked.

My fan-canon is they both work for pee, but only one works for sex a day, and they alternate, but it's random, so they make a little love game out of "which dick do I pick? ".

That woule indicate two urethras, but are there two bladdars, How would that work? What if one is weaker than the other? could it be that one bladdar feels full a lot quicker than the other?

How does two poop chutes work? Does it combine into one at the end, or are there two holes on the cheeks?

Who the fuck wrote this shit?

The stacked allows for the pink and the stink at the same time. But the females could have a double pink.

I distinctly remember someone joking to Taylor "you don't have enough...organs for her".
So, I'm thinking the latter.
Troi definitely got DPed though.
Unless my head-canon is right.

So I guess the reason Dax was so into worf was that his double donger was the only dick that could tickle the trill inside?

DP

anyways, since we started going off on a tangent about the future of Trek in the DISCO thread, let's drag it over here.

I, for one, would welcome an attempt at Assignment: Earth with Wesley and Kore.

Forrest Gump them through all the historic plot holes to either fix, explain, or maybe even cause them.

That would explain it, but surely Klingons can't be the only species with multiple dicks in the universe

Could it do Muppets? Sure.

Star Wars and Farscape had Muppet aliens.

If they mean literal "Muppet Show" Muppets...hmm...
You could have a God Alien make anything happen.

“Court Martial” they have a jazzy twist on the theme as Bones talks to a woman at a casual dinner party.

OR!
Stargate did "Team America" style puppets by having it be one of many show pitches by a TV producer guy.
They could loophole it in with something like that.
Pike's crew is made into a Starfleet propaganda kiddie show.
There you go.

Also, Spock calls himself half Vulcanian. Every other time Spock is referred to as half Vulcan.

Big difference.

Star Wars muppets looked quite "realistic" in-universe.

Farscape muppets looked like Sesame Street rejects.

(Yes, I know Jim Henson did both.)

I don't agree.

I don't agree with your disagreement.

Farscape is too good for you people.

Gatekeeping from UA?
Say it ain't so!

It probably rotates, kind of like a Lazy Susan.