Random Star Trek discussion

temporal prime directive

So I know the U.S.S. Cerritos on Lower Decks is intentionally made to be an ugly ship, but I just came across this fan-made ship and it definitely is one of the most butt-ugly things I've seen.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

Enterprise "The Shipment"The Enterprise visits a Xindi planet where scientists are working on kemisite which is crucuial to the creation of the Xindi weapon. Anyway, in the episode the Enterprise is hiding in orbit of the planet's moon which the way they depict it in way that the moon is like right outside the Karman line (yes I had to look that up. I mean right outside it. On the surface though it's just like Earth. On the surface you don't even see this moon in the sky. I mean come on people.

I vaguely remember this episode. It's not bad actually. It kind of reminds me of "Duet" in a way, though not nearly as good or as thought provoking.

If Bajor was real I'd buy a Dog, call it GulDar - take it to Bajor for training, go to a crowded area and shout "GulDar Heel!!"

If star Trek was real I would splice Trump with romulan DNA and release him into the Tal Shiar.

Flawless victory for the federation.

I do not think Miles ever made love to keiko. Her always seemed like the archie bunker type to me because he would rather hang out with any man on the station, including the kardashians, than be with his wife. I always thought he would walk into the unit, plop his ass down on the floating recliner, and demand she replicate him a beer while she did whatever housework was to be done.

I always thought he had her artificially inseminated so they did not have to touch. FFS did you see how much he had to go through to avoid being there for the birth of their child? The guy broke the whole fucking enterprise just to make sure he wasn't around. What a fucking asshole.

I would get two dogs and call them the Scoleri brothers.

" Cold Station 12" Archer is exposed to the vacuum of space for a second before being beamed aboard the ship. They show Archer covered in frost. So Discovery isn't the only show do it, but I believe they did it the most.

In retrospect, TNG season 1 is not that bad.

People remember some of the really cringe moments from the season but I actually think there are a lot of fun and memorable episodes.

Everyone brings up the racist episode or the ‘drugs are bad’ speech but there was a lot of good stuff in the season as well.

Yes, Wesley was annoying in the first half of the season but I thought he was much better in the second half. More like a normal kid. ‘Coming of Age’ was great.

It is still the worst season of TNG. But I would put above TOS season 3 and maybe some seasons of Voyager, Enterprise, or Discovery.

The really awful episodes in my opinion:

Code Of Honor, The Last Outpost, Lonely Among Us, Angel One, Too Short A Season, When The Bough Breaks

The other 20 or so episodes are decent to great. They have moments I can enjoy or rewatch. 20/26 is not bad at all.

FTFY.

In fact, I'd argue Season 2 was one of the better seasons of the series. (It loses points because of Dr. Pulaski.)

Getting a zero on 6 out of 20 tests means the absolute best grade you can hope for is a 77%. Just saying.

Did y'all know Patrick Stewart's current wife is 39 years younger than him?

I'm going to be honest with you: if I could have a crack at Patrick Stewart, I would.

If we all had wives 39 years younger than us we'd...be in prison!

I mean, 39 years younger than him still makes her older than me, so it's hard to criticize.
If i choose to go after an 80-year-old, it's certainly not because she groomed me.

You say that, but we all know how slutty you get after a few Werther's Originals.

You want to be his wife? But he's already married, no?

Let's be honest, we all know she's just using him to get to Bakula

"If" is an important word in that sentence.