Rattlesnake Part 2

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  1. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    I found this little guy while out walking with my dad tonight.

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    Give us a kiss!

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    Here's a size comparison

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    Here's me moving him off the road.

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    And here he is back in the empty lot from which he most likely came.

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  2. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    And here's Elwood if he spotted that same little snake. :bergman:
     
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  3. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    That little one can put a bigger whollop on you than a six footer.
     
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  4. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    Not really. They say the small ones have more concentrated venom and less control over how much they inject. However, a big rattler can give you a dose 100x's greater in quantity and deliver it deeper into your body.
     
  5. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    What a dull thread. :garamet:
     
  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Do you want the snake?
     
  7. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    I remember seeing on TV once, where this really fat woman went into an outhouse in the jungle, and got bit in the crotch by a snake like that.

    Thing was hiding down in the dumphole. As soon as she sat down and started to take a crap....ZAP!! :eek:
     
  8. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    It's always a fat woman. :garamet:
     
  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Did anybody volunteer to suck the poison out?