#Repost

I know, I know. I posted this back in 2008. But:

Welcome back, guys! We missed you. And that is how you tackle 'American carnage'.

Historic inauguration of the first Madame President (in waiting) aside, Gaga was phenomenal but got her ass handed by Amanda Gorman. I really don't give a rat's ass about poetry but if that wasn't some moving shit flowing easy like a veil in a soft spring breeze I really dunno. This is how you become one of the Greats, in under 5 minutes and at age 22.

In other news, Beer Belly Putschists have been seen scurrying back under their slimy rocks #maga. Buh-bye.

Hey hey, in their defense some of them have been moving into the mar-a-lago wing of federal prison.

She was very good, but stumbled over one line about two thirds of the way through. Understandable, she was probably super excited. She'll be going places. Wager: Gorman turns up on at least two of the late-night talk shows before the end of the month.

So... he's gone now, right?

*breathes out a heavy sigh of relief*

Better check your crawlspace.