Right now, across the room from me...

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by John B, Oct 15, 2017.

  1. John B

    John B Fresh Meat

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    Just two rows over in the postgraduate computer labs, lurks a beautiful blonde haired girl in a red tank top. Nothing too unusual there, but when she walked past just a minute ago, I could clearly see she had no bra on under the tank top. Two protruding points stuck out the front of her chest in a perfect placement that can only be reserved for the supple, young, early 20s nipples.

    What should I do? I'm tempted to make a pass at her, but that's not the way here, usually you have to know someone to talk to them. I could try bumping into her in the kitchen facilities, ask what she's studying, etc.

    So, should I have a go?
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    you better, or I'll come down there and tap dat ass! :elwood:
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  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Hello, human resources?
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    so human resources can help him hook up with this chick? :techman: I usually avoid the main office dweebs, but they might be pretty useful if that's they do in there.

    Small world though - the young lady who delivers my parts in the mornings is sporting AWESOME cleavage most of the time. Oh and she has a bit of a tan from the Georgia summer so the "tan line" effect alone is :fap: right there.
  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Chat her up in the kitchen, keep it casual, and make sure you make eye-contact. Don't stare at her tits. She'll let you know whether or not she's interested. But "no" still means "no."

    Good luck!
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  6. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Every time you walk past her, grin like Pennywise and giggle like the Joker. Chicks dig that.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    First thing you gotta do is become a big-time movie producer...
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    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    YOLO. Man up.
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