Roadside Toilet

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  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  2. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Classy! When I was a kid Dad would take us on long family drives to scenic places. If I had to shit we'd pull over, set up a porta-potty (just a toilet seat with legs and a plastic bag), and Dad would hold up a blanket to block the view from passing cars. :lol: A tent would have been a step up!
  3. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Why did they set up the tent with the opening toward the road? Why? Why?!?

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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    when I was a kid we had one of those toilet seats with bags for camping. In Iraq we had a 55 gallon drum cut in half with a plywood seat. :no:
    A lot of units had these or something similar. But the shit had to be burned every couple of days, so the smell of diesel & shit created quite the unpleasant smell throughout our neighborhood! :yuck: Suffice it to say I'm a big fan of indoor plumbing!
  5. matthunter

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    I thought Face had formed a band for a moment there.

    Roadside Toilet could have some good tunes, but they're no Truckstop Gloryhole. The quality on their last album was amazing.
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  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I'm sure we had pilots saying this too! :lol: In Iraq at one of our airfields we had a three sided plywood & shit barrel toilet with the opening facing the approach end of the runway. We didn't want it facing our own air traffic control folks of course! :shrug:
  7. matthunter

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    There's a medical reason for that. Cases of constipation drop dramatically because anyone seeing an F-16 coming right at them is gonna shit themselves.
  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I expect all of us to purchase our loved ones a roadside toilet for christmas.
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    Ok, millennials
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    I am purchasing one for all my dog loving friends so they can be with their dog where they belong.

    Oh my, did my hate for dogs and their owners come out for a moment there?
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