Romance

How many hands have you held, sweaty palms and all? Walking across a campus, skating around a roller rink, treading waves of water . . .

How many people have you kissed?
Eskimo, butterfly, or otherwise.

How many times has it been something more?



And is it a wrongness if you can't remember all their names?

I think a better question would be: "How many times have you had sex and not remembered the other person's name?"


1

Hey, I was getting there!

romance? is that when you have sex and shes still coherent?

or when you know brewers droop hasnt set in?

I won't go into numbers, but don't you guys keep a book for all these things? Because of this, I haven't forgotten any names, though there have been a few times where I didn't remember her name right off the bat.

I then tell her I would remember her name, if I could check my list at home.

Isn't there an app for that?

You and the others seem to assume it's even worth asking their names

3.

uhhh.....ummmm.....i have no idea. lots. i like kissin'. :

5.

and yes, i remember all of their names.

Well...if she's pretty good in the sack, how are you gonna find her again without knowing her name?

It's pretty hard to forget people such as enlisted person, garamet, and apostle.

8 or 9

in excess of 100

in excess of 100

Farm animals don't count, friend.

Brewers droop?

What does that even mean?

Hope they are all treasured moments.

Nothing wrong with that.

Honesty and memory rep!


I'd be equally honest if I had the memory.

I'm guessing it means whiskey dick.

Oh, okay then. Yeah you gotta know how to handle your booze.

Some.

Hmmm... I find your reply rather cryptic.

Well I'm not Dayton, so since I am fairly open about my identity have to draw a line somewhere.

No beach to walk on...

Too few, too few, too few, and probably, respectively.

Not many.

Fuck romance.

Wild hot monkey love: that's the ticket.

That bullshit's for teenage kids.

4.

How many people have you kissed?
Eskimo, butterfly, or otherwise. [/quote]
4.

1.

They have names?
I remember all of them.

I'm guessing that was the last time you got laid then... if ever

3

Seriously, romantically? 3.

3.

If I forgot someone, they're not in the count. But: Names are easy. What else about them would it be wrong to forget?

If you mean in a romantic sense (I have skated with numerous girls, both roller and ice, but just in a "Wanna skate with me?" sense with no serious intention whatsoever), then the answer is 2. And both of them belong to the same girl.

Again, if you mean in a romantic sense (kissing my mother good-night, kissing uncounted numbers of people on the cheeks the way they do here in France, and other such things aside), 1.

I have long since lost count. But always with the same girl.

Oh, I remember her name all right. She has the same last name I do, but with a "Mrs." in front of it instead of a "Mr."

Now, everyone, go ahead and flame me to your hearts' content. But we have been very happy together for about three decades now. So I'm not sure you can really argue that our approach has not been successful.

Flame you for finding three decades of happiness your first go around? Naw, good on you Asyncritus.