Ron Paul - OMG!! Pop Star Fave!!

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You know your candidate has hit the big time when an American Idol lurvs him this much!

That's nice. I like Kelly Clarkson, and want to see her bewbies.
Also, she has a nice voice.

Didn't she turn into a fat chubber?

I think she looks fantastic! /fistofanangrygod

I love her voice, but she's not that attractive.

Now Katie Perry....

If I ran into her and convinced her to show her bewbies for Playboy, would you vote for Paul?

I actually admire people like Kelly Clarkson and Kate Winslet. They look like regular people, not these twiggie Cameron Diaz types who send the message that you have to have the perfect body to succeed in life. No real person looks like that in life. Clarkson and Winslet should be applauded. She sends a message that you don't have to starve yourself in order to succeed and feel good about yourself. I also, GULP, have to pay homage to Meryl Streep. She handled that reporter excellently when he jumped her about plastic surgery by responding that she EARNED every single line and wrinkle on her face. It's true, it's time we quit this shit. No one is perfect, yet Americana demands it and what do we get? Thousands of young girls and even some boys becoming anorexic or bulimic to attain the perfect body. Look, if I can see your ribs, EAT A FUCKING SANDWICH UNTIL I CAN'T!

Sorry. While "Free Bewbies! Ron Paul 2012!" is an admirable goal, I can get lots of bewbies for free and still vote for Obama. Also, I have better luck seeing black boobies. Which are nice. Very nice.

Dear God, I'm gonna be sick.

I'd take Kelly Clarkson and Kate Winslet over phonies like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian any day.

I've been sick ever since the 2008 election.

Meh.

I didn't take you for a swing voter.