Rudy Giuliani Is A Pussy

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  1. Fisherman's Worf

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    STATEN ISLAND SUPERMARKET EMPLOYEE ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING RUDY GIULIANI INSIDE STORE

    STATEN ISLAND (WABC) -- A ShopRite employee is under arrest for attacking former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani on Staten Island on Sunday.
    Police say Daniel Gill, 39, slapped Giuliani on the back while he was handing out flyers at the store on 3010 Veterans Road on Staten Island.

    Giuliani, 78, was not injured and refused medical treatment.
    Gill is facing a second degree assault charge for hitting a senior citizen.

    https://abc7ny.com/rudy-giuliani-sl...rmarket-slap-shoprite-new-york-city/11996969/

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  2. Fisherman's Worf

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    Wow sorry about the backslap Rudy, I hope no one ever gives you a high five or a handshake you fucking wimp. :lol:
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Also lmao that Rudy was at a fucking ShopRite on Staten Island. I guess Four Seasons Landscaping was fully booked??? :lol:
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  4. Diacanu

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    Love how fashies shamelessly become wimps just to get (perceived) enemies in trouble.
    Reminds me of the garamet hater brigade running to Help Desk all "garamet cut my arms and legs off!! I'm a torso!! Heeeelp meee!!! :weep:".
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    Giuliani sucks, but so does touching people without their consent.

    I'm going to go with "technically, he's got a point. Technically."
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    Oh please let that criminal motherfucker (rudy of course) go to fucking jail.

    What a fucking feeble old man. Someone needs to take Rudy's man card away and give it to elliot page. Rudfy isn't using it, and I am pretty sure elliot could take a pat on the back.

    If I ever see Rudy in person I am going to mock that little bitch like you would not believe. Please god let me be in a frilly little dress and meet Rudy. I will go to jail laughing my ass off for the whole fucking time. They would probably have to bring me back to life repeatedly for laughing so hard.

    That man is so fucking pathetic.
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    No Biden supporter better fucking say that shit. Just a little warning about saying a touch is a crime given how we are all supposed to pretend that touching without consent is OK when he does it.

    It is not polite, and it is not cool. However, that was not assault. It is fucking NY, you get bumped into harder than that just walking on a crowded street. The guy was obviously not pushing rudy. If it was anyone other than the world's biggest pussy the cop would laugh it off and tell you to toughen up given the video.

    I will give the supermarket the reality they should fire the guy because you do not treat customers that way, but assault? I have been hit harder playing tag.
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  8. Fisherman's Worf

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    Have you seen the video?
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    I'm sure he got both bumped around and ribbed harder than that when he hosted SNL.
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    He did more to the girl in that borat movie.
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    So if Runny Toppik Spray had turned around and slapped her back, he would be an abuser of women, right?
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    Yeah, I got my hopes up that someone had slapped him across the face or something, and then read it was a back slap, and barely one at that. I was so disappointed.
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    Remember a couple years after 9/11, James Woods starred as Rudy in a biopic intended to make him look a hero, and it made him look like an asshole?
    He's an un-polishable turd.
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    Most of the US outside of NYC were sold a bill of goods on this guy cuz of 9/11.
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    Back when I had long hair, I was often mistaken for a woman by people who, I suspect, had poor eye sight.

    I was sitting in a movie theater, minding my own business, watching The Two Towers, when I felt a pair of rough hands start massaging my shoulders. I reached back, grabbed his wrists, dragged him into the aisle, and very calmly asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing. He said (well, shreaked) "I'm sorry, I thought you were a woman!" He got up, and got the fuck out of there.

    Police were called, several witnesses and I were escorted out of the theater and given refunds, police reports were made.

    He didn't injure me, so he clearly did nothing wrong and I'm a pussy for not taking the groping like a man. I probably at least bruised his wrists with my completely unprovoked attack, so the police fucked up when they didn't arrest me.
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    His cunt of a kid just lost his primary, so I'm sure Ghouls will pop up on whatever QAnon safe space he has left (even FOX laughed at him over the backslap "assault") to bitch.
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