Samoans

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Ubermass, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. Ubermass

    Ubermass Fresh Meat

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    Do the Humpty Hump
    Do the, do the Humpty Hump
    Ah, yeah
  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    As your attorney I advise you to drive at top speed and it'll be a Goddamn miracle if we get there before you turn into some kind of wild animal. Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phony name with the intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I sure hope so...

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  3. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch...
  4. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    just angry
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I've known a few. They seem to run on the large and boisterous side.
  6. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    [YT=Damn you, Space Turkey! I'll do it anyway.]GYyb_-mqa8A[/YT]
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  7. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I got into a fight with a Samoan once while I was in the Army. I think I lasted a whole 5 seconds.