Say Hello to TK's New Owner

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Zodiac, Feb 8, 2007.

  1. Zodiac

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  3. Rincewiend

    Rincewiend 21st Century Digital Boy

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    Who'd want to own it anyway...
  4. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    We are being trolled horribly. Please act accordingly. Thank you.
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  6. Zodiac

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    Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.

    The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

    You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" No, come to think of it, you would.

    Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.
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  7. Lethesoda

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    Don't you have better things to do than rattle off insult generators?
  8. Zodiac

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    Who the fuck are you to ask, considering your ilk have shown nothing better? And bear in mind, you're addressing a dignitary now.
  9. phantomofthenet

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    You'd have to have some dignity to be a dignitary, right, Your Worshipfulness?
  10. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Better to post on Wordforge than to rule in TK. And in any case, I can come up with my own insults.

    As for being a "dignitary", I don't see how owning TK has anything to do with dignity.
  11. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    I wonder what the proper address is for the owner of TK...

    "Your Trollishness"

    "Your Kingliness"

    "Your TeeKayishness"

    "Sucker"
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  12. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    "Sir, would you like to buy volcano insurance" comes to mind.
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    Ban me! I'm still registered over there...:diablo:
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    Well, isn't this an interesting turn of events. We are graced by His Hindness in the pixles.
    Huh.
    Not exactly a high point in my day.

    :shrug:
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  16. The Saint

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    I thought the high point of your day was on your lunch break courtesy of a modified soda can and a coworker with a Grateful Dead collection?
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    Prove it.
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    It's always fun to see TK'ers come in here and say stuff like "I'm the TK Owner", not realizing it sounds like "Hey, I just bought this fresh cow patty!"
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  19. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Congrats Zodiac! I hope you enjoy your purchase. :)
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    LOL
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  21. Zodiac

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  23. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    That one never gets old, does it. TK sold to Lisa, TK sold to Bonzie, TK merging with WF, TK under the control of Messenger ... it's an annual event :banana:
  24. Zodiac

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    Incredible.
  25. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    Incredibly uncreative, yes.
  26. Zodiac

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    What "creative" ? I run it now.
  27. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Exactly.
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  28. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    Yep.
  29. The Original Faceman

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    T'bonz doesn't already own TK? :unsure:

















    ;)
  30. Zodiac

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    I'm curious, Face - Why do you let trolling of your noticeable caliber go to waste?