Science conclusively proves Adam came first.

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  1. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Apparently, he mentioned to Eve, "That's what batteries are for ..."
    dkehler, Jul 15, 2010
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Eve was not amused. So, she kicked him to the curb, I stepped up to the plate (it's my duty to please that booty) and the rest is history. :D
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  3. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    Can I get a hallelujah, brother!
    dkehler, Jul 15, 2010
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Piece be upon me! :D
    oldfella1962, Jul 15, 2010
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  5. dkehler

    dkehler Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    The holy piece of ass, you mean. :D
    dkehler, Jul 15, 2010
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  6. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    you are old, fella.
    Spaceturkey, Jul 16, 2010
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  7. Chest Rockwell

    Chest Rockwell I'm a big fuckin' dick.

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  8. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    Of course Adam came first.
    He was the prototype. Just look at all the flaws in the model.
    Then came Eve.
    The advanced type. Not so many flaws.
    LizK, Jul 16, 2010
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  9. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Hey, that's not his fault. I always tell the women I'm with that we both started at the same time. I got mine. It's up to you to get yours. :ramen:
    Elwood, Jul 16, 2010
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  10. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    But the ones that are there are FUCKING HUGE!!!

    - Once-a-Month Crazies
    - Eternal insecurities
    - Shoes....WTF is up with that anyway?
    - Bleed once a month and they don't die.

    :tamarwhuggles:
    Black Dove, Jul 16, 2010
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  11. LizK

    LizK Sort of lurker

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    One a month crazies = to keep the guy in line
    Eternal insecurities = FAKE!!! to keep the guy in line
    Shoes = To keep the guy in line.
    Bleed once a month and don't die = Keep the guy in line, feeling safe that there is no little one on the way

    :lol:
    LizK, Jul 16, 2010
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  12. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Adam did come first, else he never would have gotten a word in.

    At least Adam didn't have to hear about all the other guys Eve could have married and Eve didn't have to listen to Adam tell her "that's not how Mom cooked it".
    Bulldog, Jul 17, 2010
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