THIS IS HUGE NEWS! This will blow "The Da Vinci Code" right out of the water. So....put on your tinfoil hats! I'm looking at some song titles by this "Johnny Paycheck" fellow (if that's his real name) and I think I've detected a pattern - a hidden message if you will. Could this be a call to arms for old white men - that The Revolution has begun in earnest? Let's just pray that I'm wrong! If you don't see anymore posts from me, you'll know why... Anyway, it's very subtle. You may have to read through these song titles a few times, but stay with it. Maybe it's just my paranoia, but I see a pattern, I'm sure of it. BTW his beard looks fake! FIFTEEN BEERS BARSTOOL MOUNTAIN I CAN'T QUIT DRINKIN' D.O.A. (Drunk On Arrival) DRINKIN' AND DRIVIN' COLORADO KOOL-AID (COORS BEER)
Oh, crap! I've figured it out: That took some code crackin', but, looking at those song titles in retrospect, it's all just soooooo obvious!
So......they got to you too? I know a good plastic surgeon. BTW your new identity is Theodus K. Thumpbottom and you live in Covington, Nebraska. BTW I was never here.....
