Secret Service says Michelle Obama is a "complete bitch"

At least she's not an incomplete bitch.

I want all that to be true, but for all the Rs to be decent and all the D's to be dicks, seems a bit slanted.

But Michelle is a complete bitch. And so's HIllary... maybe they are on to something afterall.

Geez, it's almost like it goes down partisan lines...

Michelle really does have the kind of face that says "I think acting like a frosty bitch queen makes me a strong, assertive woman."

The last Bush lady looked more like she would kick your ass and leave you feeling stupid for making her do it.

Hillary seemed more like she believed the only way to get through to us imbeciles was to screech it directly into our brains.

Barbara Bush and Nancy Reagan just reminded me of grandma on her way to church on sunday.

Since SS agents don't have a professional code, we should expect all sorts of confirmation from others no doubt. I mean, if this guy's selling stories, he'll be outed, right? Oh wait, they do have a code getting in the way of confirmation. Somebody who violates it is very likely a liar.

Amazing that Alaiwah's Wordpress blog doesn't provide a title or author(s) for this extraordinary volume, just "take my word for it." Was it "inspired by a true story"?

You'll have to pardon me if I don't believe someone who is clearly acting unprofessional.

If she added ginger ale to the wine it would be "Champipple".

I can remember the same thing being said about Nancy Reagan. Of course, its not exactly uncommon for people to hate their boss' wife.

Once again, the source is a Wordpress blog by someone named Alaiwah who provides neither the title nor the authorship of this book s/he supposedly read.

We know the Righties scour the interwebz looking for blogs to cite when FOX doesn't throw them enough offal, but this one wins the Skrain Award for Irrelevance.

*Yawn*

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/secretservice.asp

You're right. I don't like it when stupid people try to fool other stupid people with unverifiable sources.

You're welcome. But next time I'll let you wallow in your ignorance.

Figures Muad would play the sucker and fall for it.

Of course I'm right. I always am.

You get today's Skrain Prize for Rightness.

There's nothing about Michelle Obama's public persona that indicates "bitch." Surely, the OP will now provide us with evidence to back up this claim.

I've heard the same thing from other sources. Including a black leader back in the 1980s who said that Jimmy Carter was "the phoniest man I ever met". Quoted in the book "Star Spangled Men".

IIRC, Hillary Clinton hated the Secret Service because she long suspected that they were the source of rumors about the near constant troubles in the Clinton marriage. Including the infamous lamp throwing incident early in the Clinton presidency where Hillary hurled a lamp at Bill.

Except when you're wrong...

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Figures you'd play the sucker and not figure out that it's not the same piece.

Which obviously never happens, since I'm always right.

I've always heard that contrary to many peoples expectations, people that grow up with "old money" tend to treat the "hired help" far better than people from "new money" or who generally are not wealthy (like the Clintons, Obamas, and Carters).

I'm not sure why.

Cast in the same forge. The larger truth of what I said regards you using an anonymous source quoting an anonymous source reputed to be from a group of people who would never divulge details of their work. So yeah, you're a sucker. The snopes article demonstrates you have a lot of company.

Yeah, these sources are not reliable at all.

Well, we could speculate. Maybe people that grow up with the good life handed to them have the idea that that's how being wealthy works -- you get it given to you for nothing, or you don't, and it's a matter of luck. On the other hand, self-made men and women bust their asses to achieve it, so maybe they see people who don't achieve it as lazy and/or untalented. Not saying either outlook is reasonable or ethical, but that's a possible explanation.

I think Michelle's a bitch.

You still don't know the title of this alleged "book," do you?

Snopes says you didn't really post that just then.