See, THIS is the way you're supposed to do it

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Starguard, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    Demands of Kidnapper And Japanese Release Negotiations
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    "I have three demands, or I'll kill the boy!"...


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    Negotiator reassesses the situation from next door...


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    Head Negotiator dispatched...


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    Negotiations begin...


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    Negotiations conclude...


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    Everyone (almost everyone) goes home in time for dinner.
    No muss, no fuss.
    In this country, we would talk him out of it,
    spend five million giving him a fair trial,
    and pay his food and lodging for life.
    No wonder their cars are cheaper than ours.​
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  2. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    You know what would have made that cooler? If the negotiator had been a ninja and used a throwing star instead of a gun. And maybe if he had a sidekick like a monkey or a wisecracking parrot, or a midget.
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  3. Starguard

    Starguard Fresh Meat

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    a cape would have been nice too :blush:
  4. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    He deserved to die for wearing shorts and black socks with those shoes alone. The hostage thing was just icing on the cake.
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  5. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    I wonder if there's a Director's Cut DVD where he holds onto the boy as he goes SPLAT.
  6. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    That was the original ending. Test audiences didn't like it, so they reshot it.
  7. Pylades

    Pylades Louder & Prouder

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    He's from Japan now? Man, does that hostage taker get around. :marathon:
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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Is he flashing a gang sign? I'll bet he's a Kazigamata Prefecture Super Happy Honorables member. They kick it old school.
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  9. cmd

    cmd Mental Mod

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    Somehow I believe the U.S. will soon wake up and revert to reality, if for nothing else than self protection. I believe an eye for an eye.

    The reality is, for every action, there IS a reaction, therefore we have done quite a bit of damage to the morals of this place by not serving justice such as this.

    Don't believe were in deep? Just wait until the morons we elect push this " amnesty " bill through , and millions more enter this country to do as they please. There's gonna be a lot of dead, and alot of stupid people being taken for literally everything they have because they trusted polititians.
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