I tried. I don't see what's so remarkable about either. I know, I'm weird. But I look at Shakira and think of what my dad told me: "Latino women are good for one thing: Fucking. But never, ever marry one."
Shakira, if you see her without all the flash and makeup, is basically a rather average-looking girl. But she sure knows what to do with it!
Was your dad Lt. Shrank in West Side Story? 'Cause most people have known better than that since, well, long before WSS was written.
