She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

http://www.wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=49548

I had to sign a contract in blood to make it happen, but she's back and I'm thrilled.

We're in this mess together, I promise.

Good. I can go back to being "the lazy mod".

Welcome back Tamar, you poor doomed soul you.

I call dibs on predicting that the next time you leave, you'll be back.

It's like the damned Hotel California around here.

In a dark computer room,
A/C blows through my hair
Warm smell of a keyboard
Rising up through the air.
Up ahead on the display
I saw a shimmering light.
Fingers got ready and my display dimmed,
I had to start for the night.

There she stood in the doorway
I heard the ASCII 'BEL'.
I was thinking to myself
"This could be haven or this could be hell."
Then she lit up a candlelight vigil
And she repped me the way.
There were posters in the corridor
I thought I heard them say,

"Welcome to the forum Wordforge dot net!"
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
"Plenty of rooms at the forum Wordforge dot net!
"Any time of year (any time of year)
"You can find it here"

Their minds are def'nitely twisted,
They got the communist bends.
They've got a lot of libertarians
They call friends.
How they post in the Green Room,
Sweet summer sweat.
Some post to remember,
Some post to forget.

So I called up the admin,
"Please bring me my whine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here... since... the admin was poster 9"
And still those posters are posting from far away.
Rep you up in the middle of the night
Just to see them say,

"Welcome to the forum Wordforge dot net!"
Such a lovely place, (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
"Repping you up and down at the forum Wordforge dot net!
"What a nice surprise (what a nice rolleyes )
"Bring your rep allies"

Navbar on the ceiling,
The Champagne Room on ice,
and she said, "we are all just prisoners here,
"of our host's device."
And in the admin's shelter
They prep for the shitstorm.
They stab it with their binary knives
but they just can't kill the beast.

Last thing I remember,
I was running for the door.
I had to find the logout button
To the place I was before.
"Relax," said thelurker,
"We are programmed to receive.
"You can log out any time you like,
"But you can never leave!"
<long guitar solo>

50 minutes and nary a rep. I'm crushed.