Should "Uncle Albert" give up?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Shakes, Apr 30, 2007.

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Should Uncle Albert give Shakes Mrs. Albert?

  1. HHHEEELLLLLLLLL YEAH!!!!!! :guffbox:

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  2. NO! :nono:

    3 vote(s)
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  3. YES (Only with live streaming video to his computer) :yeehaw:

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  1. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Really? Shouldnt he just
    give Mrs. Albert to me? I think I have earned her!
    :lick: :yeehaw: :lick: :yeehaw: :lick: :yeehaw: :lick: :yeehaw: :lick: :yeehaw: :lick: :yeehaw:
    :lookatme::lookatme::lookatme::lookatme::lookatme::lookatme::lookatme:
    :wub:
    :mrsa:
    ​
    Shakes, Apr 30, 2007
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    • GFY GFY x 1
  2. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    State your case. What have you done to "earn" her?
    Uncle Albert, Apr 30, 2007
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    • GFY GFY x 1
  3. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    She tortures me with flirting and promises of dirty games and things she would do to me!!!!!!! You get her all the time! its mine turn! Damn it!:spaceturk: Shakes needs Mrsa lovin to!!!!!!!!!
    Shakes, Apr 30, 2007
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    • Agree Agree x 1
    • GFY GFY x 1
  4. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    Sounds like the solution is a threesome.
    Captain J, Apr 30, 2007
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  5. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Need I say,
    THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES
    Forbin, Apr 30, 2007
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    • Agree Agree x 6
  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Well, yeah, but when is it not?

    :lick: :fun: :lick:
    Uncle Albert, Apr 30, 2007
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    • GFY GFY x 1
  7. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    ...when you don't want to get shot by a jealous marine, IMHO!
    Mrs. Albert, Apr 30, 2007
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  8. GuiltyGear

    GuiltyGear Fresh Meat

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    Shakes Boyfriend, Shakes and Mrs Albert? Not sure if Uncle Albert will dig that!
    GuiltyGear, Apr 30, 2007
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  9. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Kids...:jayzus:

    The obvious solution to the threesome question is make it a foursome.

    Do I have to solve everything for you guys?
    phantomofthenet, Apr 30, 2007
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    • Agree Agree x 1
  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Then that jealous marine's woman needs to behave herself.
    Uncle Albert, Apr 30, 2007
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    • GFY GFY x 1
  11. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    :D :D

    Just think, Shakes and her boyfriend can save the entire world against marauding aliens who wish us only death and no peace!
    JUSTLEE, Apr 30, 2007
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  12. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    No fair!!!!!!! :ua:

    DONT MAKE ME GO UNCLE ALBERT ON YOur YOUR ASS!!!!! (yes i used you name as a adjective!!!)

    :ua: :mad: :ua: :mad: :ua: :ua: :mad: :ua: :mad: :ua: :ua: :mad: :ua: :mad:
    :shakes: :shakes: :shakes: :shakes: :shakes: :shakes: :shakes: :shakes:
    Shakes, Apr 30, 2007
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    • GFY GFY x 1
  13. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You know not what you say.

    :moon: :spank:

    :diablo:
    Uncle Albert, Apr 30, 2007
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    • GFY GFY x 1
  14. Ramen

    Ramen Banned

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    Meh, I don't care anymore. :shrug:
    Ramen, Apr 30, 2007
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    • Disagree Disagree x 1
  15. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Noo... nobody needs Mrsa lovin'. That would be very bad. Mrs. A. lovin' on the other hand is :banana:, but I think were you to get any MRSA lovin', you're in deep shit.
    Order2Chaos, Apr 30, 2007
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    • Agree Agree x 1
  16. Zenow

    Zenow Treehugger

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    There's be so much talk of licking and drooling and general boinkiness between Shakes and Mrs. A that I am extremely surprised this has not even made it from fantasy to reality. What gives? I thought the three of you were already living together?
    Zenow, Apr 30, 2007
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  17. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Three's Company the way it was meant to be. One bedroom and one really big bed.
    Uncle Albert, Apr 30, 2007
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    • GFY GFY x 1
  18. Speck

    Speck Dark Brotherhood

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    Someone voted NO!?!
    Speck, Apr 30, 2007
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  19. foil1212

    foil1212 Jose "Mom Fan" Alvarez Staff Member Moderator

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    it was probably UA
    foil1212, Apr 30, 2007
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  20. phantomofthenet

    phantomofthenet Locked By Request

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    Took me a minute to get it...then...:rofl:
    phantomofthenet, Apr 30, 2007
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  21. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Seems like I am winning Uncle Albert :chili:
    Shakes, Apr 30, 2007
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    • GFY GFY x 1
  22. Liet

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    I thought you wanted to be winning Mrs. Albert. :guffbox:
    Liet, Apr 30, 2007
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  23. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    Correction: Against Uncle Albert

    :shakes:
    Shakes, Apr 30, 2007
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  24. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I vote the Alberts rename to Beth & Mr. Beth. :diacanu:
    Diacanu, Apr 30, 2007
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  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    They've said their names. :shrug:
    Diacanu, Apr 30, 2007
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  26. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Yeah, Mrs. A's said her "realworld" name a bunch by now.
    Lethesoda, Apr 30, 2007
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  27. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    My real name would shock and appall you.

    Not even joking.
    The Original Faceman, Apr 30, 2007
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  28. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Probably something relatively normal.

    'Kevin' or something.
    Lethesoda, Apr 30, 2007
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  29. Liet

    Liet Guest

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    I was guessing "Muhammed Jaleel al Aqsa Smith."
    Liet, Apr 30, 2007
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  30. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    So the question is who flies out to see who
    frontline, May 1, 2007
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