FUCK JUSTIN LIN!! FUCK HIM AND HIS FAGGOTLOVING ASS FOR PUTTING STAR TREK IN A COFFIN AGAIN!!! IF ONLY HE HADN'T PUT TWO COLOUREDS AND CHANGED SULU INTO A FAGGOT THIS MOVIE WOULD BE BREAKING RECORDS!!! FUCK ALL THE POLITICIALLY CORRECT ILLITERATE FUCKS TO THINK ANYBODY IN THE WORLD GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DARKIES AND FAGS!! ACK!!
And then Tasvir will approach, his freshly minty balls cupped in one hand and his erect cock in the... Oh, wait.
No, the jump succeeds, but he can't even set up a second one before the bike is shot and he goes careening into the 2nd fence.
I blame Paramount for the horrendous marketing of this film. This was by far the best Kelvin timeline film and easily the best Trek outing since First Contact 20 years ago, but TIIC made it look like another summer action flick in one trailer and used the other to pimp Rhianna's godawful newest single that appeared no where in the film (unless in the credits).
BINGO! Same here. My immediate reaction to seeing a trailer for STB for the very first time, before TFA, way back in January, was: - WTF did I just see?!?! WHAT was THAT?!?! -
Why the fuck am i only seeing this thread now Motherfuckers?? Im blind drunk watching badboys2 with my brother in law. Fuck him, fuck martin lawrence, fuck will smith! Wheres uhura? Oh wait, its time to go fuck shit up in cuba! Aaaaaack!
We're getting a 6th series, so I wouldn't call that a coffin. Series 6 is going to have a black female lead and a gay co-star, so...somebody cares.
Political correctness will one day give us a one-handed Indian character who is treated sensitively, instead of just as a foul-mouthed, ball cleanser-obsessed tosspot.
Pakistani. Assvir is a Moozlym nutter don't forget. Don't you know he lost his arm in an suicide handing gone wrong?
OK. I've finally seen this and I've gotta say: 1) It was awesome. At least on par with ST:VI or First Contact for a Star Trek movie. 2) I would have totally missed that Sulu was gay if George Takei hadn't made such a big deal of it. He's reunited with his family at the spaceport. I didn't even notice that there was a guy that was supposed to be his husband. 3) The Sulu character is far gayer in ST: III, IV, and VI than the Sulu in Beyond.
