It's gotten to the point that none of the candidates talks about themselves, all they do is slam the other guy. So, in that vein, I suggest the following political ad: (Name here) is unfit to be in office. After spending all day drinking with special lobbyists, my opponent drives home in his gas-guzzling SUV. There he first beats his wife, then locks her in the basement. He has dinner on endangered species and then goes out for a night of debauchery, snorting cocaine off strippers asses and smoking joints. He also eats babies ! Vote for me. I'm (NAME) and I approve this message. Okay, now write your own and post it here.
(Name) claims to be about the issues, but is engaging in mudslinging. We here at (place name) are all about the finer things in life, Metal and pie. Vote Weebls.
