I can't find the thread from the deliberate sky penis which also looked like an Arby's hat, which also probably resembles a penis anyway. Here once again is a story about sky penis. This time it was an accident. https://www.military.com/daily-news...entally-resulted-sky-penis-officials-say.html F-35 Dogfight Accidentally Resulted in a Sky Penis, Officials Say "We've seen the photos that have been circulating online from Tuesday afternoon," said spokeswoman Maj. Rebecca Heyse in an email. "The 56th Fighter Wing senior leadership reviewed the training tapes from the flight and confirmed that F-35s conducting standard fighter training maneuvers Tuesday afternoon in the Gladden and Bagdad military operating airspace resulted in the creation of the contrails. "There was no nefarious or inappropriate behavior during the training flight," she continued. "The flight audio was reviewed by senior leadership, and it confirmed the statements by the pilots explaining what happened." Heyse explained that while the four-ship, "red air" aggressor team faced off with the two-ship blue team, the red air team pulled back, requiring the blue team to come around before re-engaging in the dogfight.
On the subject of penises, I watched a friend get a Prince Albert piercing this afternoon. That was... something.
Yeah, that is how a simple penis drawing might look. Not to mention that seems like a bit deliberate of a flying pattern to me.
Brass balls would be heavy and annoying to have. Not to mention if you ran and they started bouncing like those clacker things you could break your pecker.
