Smiley Requests

In my illness, I have been stricken with boredom. And so, I have decided that I may make some use of this time by creating for the good people of Wordforge, smilies which they would like to see added to the smiley list. Granted, we have an impressive archive of smilies already, but you never know when there might be a moment you wish you had just the right smiley for.

Well, we need a "wash your ass", smiley, of course.

I need a treehugger smilie here - since Tamar won't change or :tantrum: to : jenee : maybe she won't mind the a whole new one for me.

Sweet, alright well while I was waiting for requests I did one. I didn't feel like we had an intense enough love smiley, so I made this:




Alright, now the others while be done in the order I choose to do them, ha.

Would you mind creating a "Killing a Hobo" or "Robbing a Hooker" smiley?

I may need them for another board.

I think of you when I see :tantrum:

Alright, Dicky, here you go. It's a bit crude, but bear in mind it's my first Photoshop animation attempt. It's a complicated process.

Aaaand, the tree hugger smiley for Jenee.

These have to be much smaller before they get added.

Updated, and animated, popcorn smiley.

Ah. Well these will have to be stricken, then. I can't shrink the animated ones, cause I'd have to shrink every frame, which contains multiple parts that would all have to be shrank separately.

About the smallest I can make the first one without losing the detail.

I suggest "Clean Your Crack" as an alternative.

:cleanyourcrack:

Doesn't work.

:crackwhore:

Just seeing if this works.

And,

:speck:

Nope, nothin'.

:caboose:



I still haven't figured out what it would be anyway so....

Figure it out and I can probably pump out a smiley for you.

Not to be a pain in the dick or nothin', but most of these aren't any bigger than the smiley...

Oh, and I guess I should put in a smiley request. A :johncastle: smiley of a dude in a fedora typing and drinking from a bottle of whiskey.

We need:
a jack o lantern smiley,
a vampire with a cape smiley (not sparkley),
a cute puppy smiley,
a flip flop smiley for people who can't make up their damn mind,
an STFU smiley that really drives the point home,
a smiley that shows that assuming things makes a democrat out of you and me,
a skunk smiley,
a smiley hanging himself in shame,
and a smiley that's basically like the happydance smiley on steroids for really excited moments.

Ok, I think that's enough requests from me for now.

Hope this is to your liking, John.

That's glorious.

A clarinetist playing for a moment then clubbing a heckler.

I can never think of a place to use mine.

Forbin needs a leaf blower smilie blowing another smilie away maybe.

It'd be good for those times where "noise" has become an issue.

Would like the following smiley to replace my current smiley.

No, no, this, THIS!!!

*Gets on hands and knees before Tamer, clutches both hands in one big fist, and shakes them*

Oh, please, oh pleeeaaase!!!

My ass-wash got size-restricted away, I aughtta get SOMETHIN!