Smokers.

A damn waste of an oral fixation, if you ask me.

In other words, more oral sex, less cigarette smoke.

Volpone steals wigs and donkeys, hijacking lounge stages and piano players to call himself Jerry and sing a capella. Then he has sex with men.

so do you, I thought.

except they're not yet men, are they?

One time I went down on this smoker, but she tasted kind of off. Like nicotine. I was pretty grossed out.





And then a couple days later I really, really wanted to go down on her again.

They're not yet anyone, my being saddled with virginity.

Smoking may kill you, but at least it's a surefire way to keep people from mistaking you for a Mormon or some other kind of hippie.

'Hippie Mormon'...
Does not compute.

Skin was being facetious about mormons resembling hippies. The whole anti-smoking thing being reminiscent of Mormons, though? That's dead on.

We preachers like to say "Smoking won't send you to hell, it will just make you smell like you've been there."

Amusingly enough, we Stoics don't mind.

I use the e-cig now, but if any of you chicks are looking for a little clit action, send me a PM.

ease speak more respectfully about President Obama and his oral fixations.

Depends on what you smoke and how powerful it is. All right all right all right.

Only if you inhale.

Quitters never prosper.

Well, yeah. To have good weed and not inhale would be drug abuse.

That reminds me, I'm going to go have a smoke.

I'm having my morning coffee and a vape.

Cheaters never prosper.

Quitters never win.

It's like you're channeling Biff.

Why r u posting someone else's fantasy??

Your fantasies always with the stamp of :romanapproves:

Great Scott!