Sneaks on a Plane!!!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Volpone, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    It's a parody! It's a news story! It's an uncaptioned LOLCats! :cool:
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  2. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    How did it get through x-ray?
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  3. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    In a suitcase.
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  4. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Great, now Al Queda will start smuggling bombs aboard planes inside sleeping cats stowed in luggage! :spanishinquisition:
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    "Now we're in trouble...who let the cat out of the bag?" :unsure:
  6. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    Who let the cats out?

    Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
  7. Ramen

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    That's one thing I hate about flying. If you're walking out of the terminal to the baggage claim and gotta take a dump, you better hold it until you get your bag because somebody's gonna snatch it. :garamet:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Cats in luggage.....cats trapped behind drywall in a house.....
    could they be probing our defenses for a possible infiltration? :IMHO!:
  9. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Ah. TSA efficiency!

    The cat knocked out in my bag rolled right through, but the dangerous toothpaste was probably removed and detonated in a field somewhere.

    This reminds me of something my brother told me a couple of weeks ago. He had an old cat that was always looking for a warm place to sleep. It jumped in the dryer and wasn't noticed when my sister-in-law turned it on. The poor bastard got cooked and killed.

    Isn't that fucked up? You gotta watch out for cats. They'll turn up anywhere.
  10. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    If you aren't careful, he will steal all your base.