I was reading articles on how he and his "church" planned to protest Elizabeth Edwards' funeral because she was comfortable with gay marriage, and I wondered if people will protest Fred Phelps' funeral when he finally croaks. So, WF, I have to ask, if you were going to protest Fred Phelps funeral, what would your picket sign say?
Slight problem with that plan considering he'll likely be buried in Topeka Kansas where he's from, but if you want to go to Oklahoma by all means.... I wouldn't picket him but I would go to the bar and have a beer and thank God he's finally gone.
Hmm... something poetic, but not vulgar, and along Biblical lines, like: "how does it FEEL now that you KNOW you ARE NOT the JUDGE?"
The best ending for Fred Phelps would not be a protested funeral ... it would be a funeral attended by absolutely nobody at all.
I would consider taking a dump on Fred Phelps' grave. I wouldn't go particularly out of my way, but if I just happened to be in that town, near the cemetery, and needed to take a dump...
2 tanks of gas - $80 Hotel room in Topeka - $100 Large Gatorade - $2 Pissing on Fred Phelps grave - Priceless
The best thing to do would be to let him die in obscurity. That shitbag deserves no more validating attention in life than he does in death.
No, my first mistake was having any thoughts in general. My second mistake was those thoughts not being about finals. (fuck finals!!!!) My third mistake was having a thought about Fred Phelps.
