So, if you lived in Fucking Austria...

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  1. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    would you call the Fucking police if you saw two people fucking in broad daylight or would just wait and bring it up to the Fucking mayor at the Fucking town meeting?
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I don't see a link, so is this just a fantasy or what?
  4. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I've been to Flippin Arkansas. :)
  5. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Does anybody know what the fuck EP is talking about?
  6. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I'm guessing there is a town in Austria called "Fucking"?
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  7. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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  8. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Yes.

    The alcoholism is in its final stages.
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  9. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Do I have to fucking spell it out for ya?
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  10. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    No. Your liver is failing from years of abuse. We get it.
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  11. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    To answer the question, no I wouldn't say shit to the police. If the chick was hot I'd watch. I'd definitely tell my friends though.
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  12. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    eugene-porter.jpg
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  13. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    We know...and it is still poor.

    Can't we expect at least an attempt an a triumphant return from EP? A confirmation of his first 12 step badge perhaps?
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  15. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    I wonder if Intercourse, PA, has the same problem.
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  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    In real life the only time "hot chicks" are involved in stuff like this is tv and movies.

    In real life it is more likely to be the 400 lb. hooker with a bullet wound in her ass.
  17. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Don't ruin my fantasy.:bailey:
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  18. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    It probably would've helped if you led in with the link in the OP, but I got it :shrug:
  19. Nautica

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    I figured that WAS your fantasy...
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  20. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I see the rainbow flag in your Avatar. The only way you would watch a hot chick is if she had a 10 inch cock.
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  21. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Maybe I support gay rights and the second amendment, ever think about that? You don't have to be gay to support gay rights.
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  22. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    In the words of Tim Allen, "Not likely."
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    EP has skewed notions of homosexuality based on his past history.

    Pay him no mind.
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  24. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Yay, now that EP is back we'll get to see if he or gtardo will win in a cripple fight!

    [​IMG]
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  25. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    Yes, there's been a village called Fucking for about 1400 years. Yes, ep has learned about it now and is highly amused. If he knew the residents really call themselves Fuckingers, he'd be ecstatic.

    [​IMG] (no I don't know who those girls are)

    Yes, they did secure that sign at some point with a three ton concrete block because it got stolen over and over again. Probably by people like ep.
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  26. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    @Aurora, do you pronounce it "Fooking" or "Fucking"?
  27. enlisted person

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    Here is a news flash. If someone would sell those signs then they wouldn't have to worry about them being stolen as much. Mass produce about 500 of them and sell them at a souvenir shop in Fucking. Too fucking complicated?
  28. Bickendan

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    Yes, cause they don't want the publicity. For whatever reason.
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    The publicity is already there because of the name. They need to fucking deal with it.